Leo Straub's Admonishments of Doom

Thursday, April 27, 2006

What Children Should Fear.

Is it just me or does Ronald McDonald kind of give you that creepy child molester feel. Yes, he's a clown and that's creepy by itself but just hear me out. Every commercial, promotion, or picture of the clown not only has an erie resemblance to Bob Sagat, but someone else as well. Think about it. Who else in the world would gear their business toward the family and hope to acheive the trust and sanctity of every family across the world while become a multinational household name? Who else is known just by humming a tune? Who else has a plethera of wierd friends dressed in funky clothes? Who else is whiter than caucasian? The Answer my friends is Micheal Jackson!